myacidicdecent:

cutie creepy things for you

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

[IM AWESOME PLAYS SARCASTICALLY IN THE DISTANCE]

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

[IM AWESOME PLAYS SARCASTICALLY IN THE DISTANCE]

mrcheyl:

dre3k:

kayla-kunt:

yuu-ung:

jeffreycaluag:

"Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj 

Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez

They went in

This gave me eternal life.

lol they go in at :38 though

professor-pigeon:

I googled ‘swimming pigeon’ once and I still haven’t recovered from this picture

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(source)

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kaguramutsuki:

I really wish tumblr wasn’t so unforgiving because it’s resulted in this overly cautious environment where everyone is deathly afraid to be unintentionally offensive

There is no surefire way to avoid offending someone, offensive content varies from person to person and there is absolutely no way to satisfy everyone

And because of that you shouldn’t have to walk on eggshells. Make mistakes, learn from them, have a good time.

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death-limes:

mypocketshurt90:

family show my ass

no but seriously

there’s a brother who’s got his sister’s back

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE 

HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”

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artbymoga:

Second installment in my new “My Brain and I” series! You can check out the first comic here.

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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kirbsuperb:

I’m not sure why, but it makes me so happy that they still hang out. 💝

ask-gallows-callibrator:

tebianco:

winchesterson:

perplexingly:

geosaurus:

perplexingly:

Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do

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Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo

Maybe they sleep like camels…image

or cats…

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or…. uh… snakes?

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Yeeeeaaaaah

Or maybe they sleep on trees

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There is nothing about this post I don’t love

maybe they sleep like bats

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FUCK I LOVE ALL OF THIS

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msjayjustice:

Wonder Woman is Jay Justice
Photos by Al Butler
(he caught me in the middle of a laugh in the first one. Lol)

pacodestroyer:

I miss buffy so much