nicked-all-his-smurfs:

sOMEONE ORDERED $200 WORTH OF PIZZA FROM PIZZA HUT AND HAD IT DELIEVERED TO THE SCHOOL OFFICE UNDER THE NAME MISHA COLLINS AND THEY PAGED MISHA COLLINS OVER THE INTERCOM TO COME PICK UP HIS PIZZA HELP

epic-humor:

tilmynamesinlights:

sunflowerlily:

what?? piE ? i gotta see this

ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

omfg no

MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

LOLOLOL DICK SNAKE

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unfollower:

i found supernatural on the spanish channel and im fucking sobbing goodbye

p0ndorica:

p0ndorica:

sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought 

it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich