heyteenbookshey:

That moment of anxiety when you are about to use a word you learned in books but have never said out loud and have no idea how to pronounce it oh god what if I say it wrong everyone will know I am a literate fool

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morsmorde:

huffingtonpost:

Homeless shelter is transformed into 5-star restaurant, hot food and warm hearts all around.  See the full video here. 

Holla this rules and it rules they gave them a check at the end and those gift bags

x-bastille-x:

phantombeaver:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

stop now before everyone at the disco starts to panic!

Bastille

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findchaos:

ChaosLife: Homo Hint

Wait, everyone else met Pete the Peacock, right?

gollums-new-best-friend:

urban-dytopia:

au-tom-aton:

laurenwhatthehellareyoudoing:

pitchblackglow:

congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online

#it’s like an awful experiment gone wrong

I bet you there are scientists somewhere, watching us like:

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oh my god, my heart stopped because I thought he spilled it on the laptop

^I think that says a lot

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twistedtheuntoldstory:

twistedtheuntoldstory:

books-are-freedom:

95% sure that this perfectly described girl scouts

WATCH THE VIDEO ITS THE BEST THING

LITERALLY JUST SPENT THE LAST 30 MINUTES CRYING

ITS HERE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJAsaIoLeo

thelibrarina:

thelibrarina:

You guys.

Steve Rogers doesn’t know about Luke’s dad.

…What did that Avengers Tower movie night look like?

"Okay, I’ve got historical events and music so far. What movies do I need to see?" Steve asks, breaking out his notebook.

Some Like It Hot,” Bruce says immediately.

Robin Hood,” Clint puts in, to no one’s surprise.

Steve smiles. “Errol Flynn?”

Men in Tights.”

"…Okay."

Natasha looks up from where she’s curled in an armchair. “The Sound of Music?”

Clint snorts. “I think he might object to the singing Nazis, Nat.”

Steve just raises an eyebrow. “Singing Nazis?” That one goes on the list.

"Ooh, in that case, Pearl Harbor,” Tony says.

A chorus of groans and protests meet his statement.

"What? I kind of want to see his head explode."

Steve does not put that one on the list. “Anything else?”

Star Wars,” Darcy says, without looking up from her phone.

The room goes silent. Everyone stops and stares at her like they’ve forgotten she stuck around after Jane went back to New Mexico. Which they probably have.

"What?"

"Darce, you’re a genius,” Clint breathes.

Bruce actually smiles. “We are in the presence of the last unspoiled adult in the entire country.”

Tony’s eyes light up. “Oh my god, he doesn’t know that Vader is—”

Natasha has him in a choke-hold before anyone realizes she’s moving. “Not another syllable.”

Tony raises his hands in surrender, and Natasha loosens her hold. “What the hell was that about?” he wheezes.

She nods towards Bruce, who is looking somewhat green around the gills.

"Spoilers make him angry."

Tonight on Game of Thrones 4.01 [x]

lazy-afternooner:

You are the best thing since mac and cheese.

futuresailorgirl:

sigsauer-ist:

coreyliftsworld:

sigsauer-ist:

i wanna see some boobs

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ah yes that is a nice pair of boobies 

And here’s a pair of great tits for you, too.

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So what have we got left to look forward to? Us refugees, the flotsam and jetsam of death ...Maybe if we still deserve such a thing as mercy we find each other.

tommytoony:

spacemuffinz:

4evaafangirl:

thegreenwolf:

gallusrostromegalus:

There is a word for the thing the llama is doing. It is the best possible word for this phenomenon.  When an animal moves by moving all four feet like this at once it’s called… PRONKING.

I can’t make stuff like this up.

Okay. I’ve seen various antelope do this. I had NO idea llamas did, too!

I half expected that llama to jump on top of the other one.

PRONKOURRRR

"Yay, I’m a llama again!…..wait…."

americanfall:

compromisedanalintegrity:

I can’t wait for Hillary to pull a BEYONCÉ. No promo, no campaign, no nothing. We will all just be sitting on twitter with our thumbs up our asses when our timeline suddenly starts to fill with the news that Hillary Rodham Clinton is now President Hillary Rodham Clinton. Slayed the game, and we weren’t even ready for it.

That’s called a coup. That’s a fascist dictatorship. That is the exact opposite of what anyone wants.

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